elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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