I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Actions speak louder than pants.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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