How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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