the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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