That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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