Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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