Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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