Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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