garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
