have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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