it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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