how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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