he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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