No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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