We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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