I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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