hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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