dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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