i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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