Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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