glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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