When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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