Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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