Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I need moral support for this bender
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Sorry about my life...
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