: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
You work out of a Hotel?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
