we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
how drunk are you?
Several
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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