I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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