Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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