I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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