Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hippo gnu deer
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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