Sry I called you an 8
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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