i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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