Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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