my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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