Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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