other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
it glows. i had to have it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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