I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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