Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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