Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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