i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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