We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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