I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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