Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Success! We fucked roommates!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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