You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
