question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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