that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I want a musical about memes.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize