Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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