Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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