I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
This is the high leading the old right now
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
