Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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