I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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