I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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