They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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