How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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