I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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