Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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