hell yes lets make some ravioli
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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