You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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