All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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